We've all had those nights where drunken sex with a witch in a blood pentagram under a full moon on the roof of your favourite Johannesburg nightclub summons a hard-drinking demon who changes the fate of the human race forever.

Right?

No?

Just me, then?

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Now I spend my days managing client finances, writing novels and short stories, publishing other authors' work, and growing old disgracefully.